Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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