I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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