let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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