The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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