He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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