maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I seem to have left my pride at pride
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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