im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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