the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
he's single and there are thong briefs.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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