I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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