But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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