I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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