I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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