Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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