The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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