your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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