so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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