you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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