I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
This baby is an asshole
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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