went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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