Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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