I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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