Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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