Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
