I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Dicks are not precious.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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