You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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