doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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