Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
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