We're like a lot better than the average bears
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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