so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
My vagina is very pro this idea
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
