I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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