Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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