there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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