Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize
