When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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