I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize