yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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