so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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