And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
