you would pick up someone in the library
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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