I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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