Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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