would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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