I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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