Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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