No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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