I heard we made out
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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