I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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