is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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