true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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