when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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