She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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