This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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