i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Randomize
