I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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