There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
