Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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